before he was due to de-flower Eva's squash hand. Luckily, the eventful day ended with the discovery of an exquisite Vietnamese market in Lichtenberg, which - despite the brief shock of finding coriander in the spring rolls - can be considered a success that we will return to in future newsletters.

August also saw Eva & Matthew's their first karaoke duos: I will Survive by Gloria Gaynor (shout out to Andrew Read!) and It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls. The roof of the venue was quite literally blown off by Mr. Read's rich baritone and Ms. Schnarrenberger's sweet mezzo-soprano.

You may recall from our July newsletter that Matthew had been introduced to the Schnarrenberger parents and brother in Switzerland, marking a significant development. This trend held strong throughout the next month, with Matthew being introduced to not one, but two of Eva's friends. We'll see what September has in store for our two young peeps.

It would be remiss of us to sign off this newsletter without mentioning the most surprising turn of events this month. Against all odds, Ms. Schnarrenberger actually returned to Hosemannstr 63 for another night in Mr. Read's 90cm bed. It would appear that - despite all the talk of being traumatised by "sleeping" in such a small bed - the offer was simply too good to refuse.

The summer may be drawing to a close, folks, but Operation Poulpe remains full of promise - stay tuned for our Autumn deals

With muchos hugs,

The Pappelalleeistas

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